13 1 / 2019

owmyeyeballs:

daggerkid:

owmyeyeballs:

poploppege:

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

you have pleased your brain fish

(via iquoththeraven-nevermore)

13 1 / 2019

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

(Source: hexglyphs, via hell-hole-system)

13 1 / 2019

13 1 / 2019

justsomeantifas:

The government has now officially been shut down longer than all of US history … It’s been so long for folks that they’re suing the trump admin for forcing them to work without pay.

Absolutely disgusting how the rich knowingly hurt the poor, this doesn’t hurt any of the trump administration, they already have money, they already have their millions and billions.

Other government workers aren’t so fucking lucky.

(via annavolovodov)

13 1 / 2019

tinderventure:
“Guess you really can get her on lock
”

tinderventure:

Guess you really can get her on lock

(Source: tinderventure)

13 1 / 2019

apdeprived:

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

this is beautiful

(via iquoththeraven-nevermore)

13 1 / 2019

13 1 / 2019

anglo-saxintrash:
“ cerastes:
“”
This is how archaeologists hunt
”

anglo-saxintrash:

cerastes:

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This is how archaeologists hunt

(via demon-sweets)

13 1 / 2019

taraljc:

eternalanimation:

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the hero we deserve

(Source: mind--master)

13 1 / 2019

13 1 / 2019

13 1 / 2019

frogbong:

happys-hall-of-horrible-things:

frogbong:

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i took safari off private mode for the first time in months and these are the only tabs i had open

Who the hell are you?

you’re not ready to find that out

(via demon-sweets)

13 1 / 2019

officialcrow:

sonypraystation:

robcanvas:

sonypraystation:

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

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this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

(via demon-sweets)

13 1 / 2019

13 1 / 2019

(Source: twitter.com, via demon-sweets)